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idle_wilder Apr 2020 8:06am, 9 Apr 2020 1,825 posts	Quote Pin idle_wilder We told you at the start of all this that we could get you essentials when we got our own and leave it on your doorstep, but you were adamant you were stocked up. You gave us a little list this week, which we added into our shop. You then waited until said goods had been delivered to come back with a longer list of things that you said weren't urgent but that you'd 'run out of', including fresh fruit & veg... And don't even get me started on your little jaunt outside that you drove to do, then went back to on your own and fell over.
idle_wilder Apr 2020 8:08am, 9 Apr 2020 1,826 posts	Quote Pin idle_wilder And you - the bathroom tap is only difficult to turn on and off after you've been in there running boiling hot water through it constantly for 10 mins doing god knows what before you even get in the shower.
Badger Apr 2020 9:50am, 9 Apr 2020 12,123 posts	Quote Pin Badger So, your output this week is doing half of your PDR, and you have used last year's form because you didn't know where to find this year's? This year's which was attached to both of the emails you received from HR with the due dates & details?
ChrisHB Apr 2020 10:06am, 9 Apr 2020 19,113 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB Dear chief constable, Instead of searching people's shopping baskets (presumably for non-essential items) why not stop shops from selling them? And while you're at it, why not publish a comprehensive list of what is essential and get legislation so that you can enforce it? theguardian.com time 09:34 today
SusiesueH Apr 2020 10:16am, 9 Apr 2020 3,947 posts	Quote Pin SusiesueH [good grief. he treating it as a prison sentence rather than measures to reduce the spread of a virus]
ITG Apr 2020 10:24am, 9 Apr 2020 8,870 posts	Quote Pin ITG [Wtf, Chris. What an utter waste of time. The police still clearly have no idea what the law actually says.]
HellsBells Apr 2020 10:30am, 9 Apr 2020 26,578 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells [I’ve just bought a bunch of flowers and some moisturiser with my Sainsburys shop - would they be classed as non-essential if he searched my trolley?]
HellsBells Apr 2020 10:31am, 9 Apr 2020 26,579 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells [and it’s idiotic statements like this that will piss people off and make them less likely to comply with any measures]
Dr PhFleecyD Apr 2020 10:33am, 9 Apr 2020 49,296 posts	Quote Pin Dr PhFleecyD Maybe if you want me to reply to your emails don’t bitch about millennials getting in your way on the crowded footpaths round you? I know where you live, there’s never any traffic most of the time even without lockdown. Plus half the roads near you DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING FOOTPATHS
Dr PhFleecyD Apr 2020 10:34am, 9 Apr 2020 49,297 posts	Quote Pin Dr PhFleecyD And maybe instead of complaining to me about the millennials and their footpath blocking ways you could spend your time lobbying the government to install footpaths. Or a bus which goes near your house more often than once a day?