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Eynsham Red 21 Apr 8:49am, 21 Apr 2025 11,924 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red ^ Is a reference from Derry Girls.
Cerrertonia 21 Apr 8:50am, 21 Apr 2025 23,030 posts	Quote Pin Cerrertonia It's a quote from Derry Girls, isn't it?
Jason1969 21 Apr 9:12am, 21 Apr 2025 13,928 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Is it not true, then? Have I been had? Again?
Velociraptor 21 Apr 9:47am, 21 Apr 2025 74,914 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor We only put our toaster in the cupboard on a Friday, to make sure the place was nice and tidy in case the minister came round unexpectedly to do a spot check and make sure we were having meat for our dinner.
Cerrertonia 21 Apr 10:27am, 21 Apr 2025 23,031 posts	Quote Pin Cerrertonia https://youtu.be/s8YCy11v20c?t=185
Jen HB 22 Apr 2:51pm, 22 Apr 2025 3,766 posts	Quote Pin Jen HB That we can get Easter eggs for cats (and I got Tilly one)
Ally-C 25 Apr 9:11am, 25 Apr 2025 22,153 posts	Quote Pin Ally-C That farmers put tiny lambs in wee biodegradable coats to give them a better chance when it’s still chilly at night. Seen them in a field yesterday & got it explained to me. They’re also getting rid of the elastic bands to castrate the wee males.
Ocelot Spleens 25 Apr 10:09am, 25 Apr 2025 40,570 posts	Quote Pin Ocelot Spleens Talking of which. The Bayeux Tapestry has 93 or 94 penises depicted on it depending on who you ask. Most belong to horses.
GordonG 25 Apr 10:11am, 25 Apr 2025 10,867 posts	Quote Pin GordonG That in parts of the British Army, the slang for a mug of tea with milk and no sugar is a Julie Andrews (white, nun). A Whoopi Goldberg is also an option.
57.5 Degrees of Pain 25 Apr 12:57pm, 25 Apr 2025 28,340 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain Ocelot Spleens wrote:Talking of which. The Bayeux Tapestry has 93 or 94 penises depicted on it depending on who you ask. Most belong to horses. 88 horses and 5 men apparently. Possibly plus another with a gold knob at the end which is more likely a scabbard.