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Velociraptor Feb 2017 2:04pm, 24 Feb 2017 35,559 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Excellent, DQ
Icelandic Trigirl Feb 2017 2:05pm, 24 Feb 2017 3,321 posts	Quote Pin Icelandic Trigirl [sounds suspiciously Weegie for a Doric Quine ]
Velociraptor Feb 2017 2:06pm, 24 Feb 2017 35,560 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [Should've bracketed the last one.] Stop fannying around and get on with your work. Or what's left of it; I've mopped up a load already.
DoricQuine Feb 2017 2:08pm, 24 Feb 2017 3,156 posts	Quote Pin DoricQuine [We have a lot in common ITG ]
Velociraptor Feb 2017 2:14pm, 24 Feb 2017 35,561 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor You know that car sticker you're selling? The one in your shop window? The one that says, "Mum's Little Angel On Board"? Is it really A Thing in this area for people to carry their dead offspring around in their cars, and are we really doing so badly with child mortality that there's a market for that sticker?
Badger Feb 2017 2:42pm, 24 Feb 2017 8,150 posts	Quote Pin Badger [still laughing at DQ's post]
pedroscalls Feb 2017 2:47pm, 24 Feb 2017 11,617 posts	Quote Pin pedroscalls [wonders if V'rap is taking it the sticker a bit too literally? We had one of those on one of our old cars and we've been fortunate enough not to lose a child] No cooks or domestics on, who organises this rota, I wouldn't even trust them to organise the proverbial in a brewery.
Lip Gloss Feb 2017 5:02pm, 24 Feb 2017 20,590 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss [never heard of makin numpty soup but the rest I have used....frequently]
Velociraptor Feb 2017 5:49pm, 24 Feb 2017 35,569 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Go away, you lot. When I get requests for telephone consultations from people wanting to know, on a Friday evening, why they do more farting when they go on Slimming World, I start to think that the colleague who wants us to have a four-week waiting time for problems that don't present an immediate threat to life has a point.
alpenrose Feb 2017 5:50pm, 24 Feb 2017 24,204 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose [Can't those people be referred to Dr Google?]