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HellsBells Feb 2017 5:10pm, 23 Feb 2017 22,216 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells I can drive home [lorry on it's side between here and St Ives, tree down in the other direction between here and Earith]
shyfire Feb 2017 5:39pm, 23 Feb 2017 1,032 posts	Quote Pin shyfire Today has been brilliant! The conservatory roof didn't cave in and the washing machine didn't start giving off a burning smell with steam +/or smoke pouring out it. [Now off, unplugged and moved into the middle of the floor] God knows what the third thing is going to be!!
Metro_Nome Feb 2017 5:44pm, 23 Feb 2017 3,549 posts	Quote Pin Metro_Nome I'm not totally self sabotaging, waistline rapidly expanding, and not running
ChrisHB Feb 2017 5:46pm, 23 Feb 2017 14,588 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB You may have good reasons for wanting to wear capris in the swimming pool, Sir, but it would be nice if they covered all of your buttocks.
Fragile Do Not Bend Feb 2017 6:18pm, 23 Feb 2017 1,572 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend Our computers are not working properly you say? It's not letting you save to your memory stick? Let me have a try. I click on My Computer, then E:\, then Save Our computers are working fine, you have no idea what you are doing.
Eynsham Red Feb 2017 6:34pm, 23 Feb 2017 1,409 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red [Chris, how many buttocks did he have?]
Little Nemo Feb 2017 8:14pm, 23 Feb 2017 7,257 posts	Quote Pin Little Nemo You're making a pot out of your dead dog's ashes - I really, really hope it comes out OK
LazyDaisy Feb 2017 8:38pm, 23 Feb 2017 17,568 posts	Quote Pin LazyDaisy It looks pretty bad so far
NDWDave Feb 2017 8:49pm, 23 Feb 2017 2,093 posts	Quote Pin NDWDave Quoit is sane
Dvorak Feb 2017 8:50pm, 23 Feb 2017 13,155 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak [I'm guessing six, ER. Kind of like with chins. I have, regrettably, seen similar.]