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Diogenes Oct 2016 10:35am, 10 Oct 2016 17,721 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Constipation and diarrhoea is a great combination
NoFleecingAround Oct 2016 11:19am, 10 Oct 2016 30,717 posts	Quote Pin NoFleecingAround [ewww, poor Dio!]
Wobbling Oct 2016 11:26am, 10 Oct 2016 3,915 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling Surely you are not making bleep-bleep noises in imitation of the printer, while you stand there waiting for it to print documents? You're a grown man FFS. [eeewww Dio, that sounds awful]
Diogenes Oct 2016 11:30am, 10 Oct 2016 17,725 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [better now, thanks. Those printer 'tunes' can be quite catchy.]
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) Oct 2016 12:31pm, 10 Oct 2016 24,268 posts	Quote Pin Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) Two weeks on from my fall and my ribs are healed, I don't wake up in pain every time I turn over. (at least they don't hurt too much during the day, as long as I don't cough, sneeze or laugh)
Duchess Oct 2016 12:41pm, 10 Oct 2016 7,150 posts	Quote Pin Duchess Stop complaining how cold you are! You're sitting at your desk ostentatiously shivering in a wool coat and whining. Three of us at the same bank of desks are in shirtsleeves and one has a jacket on. You know that the office is always colder on a Monday, get your mum to buy you a vest.
Mandymoo Oct 2016 1:23pm, 10 Oct 2016 3,697 posts	Quote Pin Mandymoo I got a place in the VMLM ballot
mad4purple Oct 2016 1:28pm, 10 Oct 2016 34,333 posts	Quote Pin mad4purple This doesn't have the potential to be very expensive.
Velociraptor Oct 2016 2:02pm, 10 Oct 2016 34,646 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor As far as I'm aware, I didn't take an oath to refrain from being disgusted when people tell me they do disgusting things with their bodies. So if you tell me that you do a disgusting thing with your body, don't be surprised if I pull a disgusted face. And yes, I think a significant number of my peers would find what you do disgusting too.
Diogenes Oct 2016 2:04pm, 10 Oct 2016 17,732 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [you have to tell us, Vrap, or give us a clue at least]