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Wobbling Oct 2016 8:36am, 10 Oct 2016 3,913 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling Please stop becoming like him. Much of his behaviour is reprehensible and emulating him is a really big mistake that will damage your career.
decorum Oct 2016 8:38am, 10 Oct 2016 986 posts	Quote Pin decorum I _need_ a crossbow tazer. I need your gonads attached to the national grid. You need to phone someone back.
Velociraptor Oct 2016 8:39am, 10 Oct 2016 34,643 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Oh joy, it's the Z Team this morning. How is it that other people manage to grasp things in 3 weeks that you haven't learned in 30 years?
Diogenes Oct 2016 9:06am, 10 Oct 2016 17,719 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes The worst side effect of my operation isn't constipation. I am not currently in agony trying to pass what feels to be as big and as hard as a bowling ball
LindsD Oct 2016 9:07am, 10 Oct 2016 12,232 posts	Quote Pin LindsD If you don't come to the workshops, it's no surprise that you don't understand the elearning. I'm not minded to take time to explain it to you given you missed it when I explained it to everyone else.
Wobbling Oct 2016 9:08am, 10 Oct 2016 3,914 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling Back pay for pay rise and bonus have been paid and my on-going issue with HR to get my pay on the same level as my colleagues has all been sorted.
Velociraptor Oct 2016 9:09am, 10 Oct 2016 34,644 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Forgive me for finding it a little incongruous that someone who has as much skill as you do in bringing out the best in people is married to someone whose life appears to be spent pasting twee motivational messages on to social media sites.
Velociraptor Oct 2016 9:20am, 10 Oct 2016 34,645 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor YOU LOT! If you haven't had your breakfast, pop out to Gregg's NOW. You won't miss your appointment, I promise. I also promise that if you come into my room smelling of ketones or last night's booze I WILL write a prescription for a placebo and shove you straight back out the door.
macca 53 Oct 2016 9:59am, 10 Oct 2016 24,014 posts	Quote Pin macca 53 I hate going back to Manchester it's so wet and miserable
Serendippily Oct 2016 10:31am, 10 Oct 2016 473 posts	Quote Pin Serendippily (Lovely Macca) (Mini enema Dio -lie flat and keep it in for as long as possible you can get it from chemist for about 70p)