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LipGloss 10 Jul 4:30pm, 10 Jul 2025 81,842 posts	Quote Pin LipGloss [ 😂😂😂😂 ]
Carpathius 10 Jul 5:35pm, 10 Jul 2025 23,672 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius You came to one of the busiest tourist spots in Cornwall in July, dressed in an evening gown and full make up and got huffy when people didn't come to a halt so you could have multiple photos taken, check them, then go back and adjust your pose, in multiple places around the castle and gardens. How's that working out for you?
JamieKai chameleon 11 Jul 12:04am, 11 Jul 2025 20,974 posts	Quote Pin JamieKai chameleon It's midnight, turn the crap music off, and either shut up, go to bed, or otherwise fuck off inside your house.
Slowboy 11 Jul 6:07am, 11 Jul 2025 141 posts	Quote Pin Slowboy I got up early and am currently cycling to work, as planned
Groundhog 11 Jul 12:07pm, 11 Jul 2025 7,260 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog That whenever anyone says the word "element" I think of elephant and replace it in the sentence. I'm in a meeting talking about watertight elephants... I mean elements
IdrisTheDragon 11 Jul 1:14pm, 11 Jul 2025 13,516 posts	Quote Pin IdrisTheDragon Argh
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) 11 Jul 2:43pm, 11 Jul 2025 58,484 posts	Quote Pin Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) I didn't chuckle within earshot of the young lady in very short shorts as she leapt up after coming into contact with the metal seat at the bus stop ... oops...
phal 11 Jul 3:15pm, 11 Jul 2025 5,286 posts	Quote Pin phal I think you’re an idiot.
Sweetie 11 Jul 3:50pm, 11 Jul 2025 22,846 posts	Quote Pin Sweetie My flight hasn't been cancelled.
Pinks 11 Jul 4:00pm, 11 Jul 2025 42,077 posts	Quote Pin Pinks Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) wrote:I didn't chuckle within earshot of the young lady in very short shorts as she leapt up after coming into contact with the metal seat at the bus stop ... oops... my arm made contact with my letterbox at 8am, honestly I moved as quickly as you do when you touch an oven shelf. At 8am!