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Wobbling Feb 2016 12:59pm, 17 Feb 2016 3,316 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling I don't find you intensely irritating, you're a delight to work with. I'm sure being back on the fags won't affect your health adversely and the doctor who told you to quit smoking, lose some weight and get some exercise was joking! I mean, you're a picture of health and we all need an ECG every now and then. *********************************************************************************** If you didn't sell all your bloody sickly over-decorated cup cakes last month, don't moan when you can't sell them all this month. The irony of selling sugary and butter-rich cakes for the British Heart Foundation seems to be lost on you. And FFS, just stop talking for five minutes. It's great you have no issue with your terrible nasal voice but after three months of your constant mindless 'look at me, look at me' chatter, I'd happily send you to the kennels. *********************************************************************************** Thanks, your apology is accepted and I'm sure the bitter squabble you engineered will be the last time I see that kind of behaviour from you. And I am confident every document you produce will not contain grammatical errors, inaccuracies or even lies. Why won't you admit you are ill and this job is not helping you? You're a fucking liability, just piss off.
run-forest-run Feb 2016 1:02pm, 17 Feb 2016 3,020 posts	Quote Pin run-forest-run Please just fcuk off !! Please !!
Scorge Feb 2016 1:08pm, 17 Feb 2016 168 posts	Quote Pin Scorge i am not worried about this lower abdominal/groin pain just now.
Velociraptor Feb 2016 2:41pm, 17 Feb 2016 33,450 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Eh? I'm here because the social worker is concerned that one of your patients has been prescribed five-times-daily dosage of a specific medication by a specialist and told you to get the GP out to review it? Bring me the social worker and my AK-47, please. You can go, I like you and you're not paid enough to think these matter through.
LindsD Feb 2016 4:16pm, 17 Feb 2016 8,750 posts	Quote Pin LindsD Comfort eating really works
Badger Feb 2016 4:18pm, 17 Feb 2016 6,899 posts	Quote Pin Badger [Stop dissing my muffin, Linds]
LindsD Feb 2016 4:23pm, 17 Feb 2016 8,751 posts	Quote Pin LindsD [That sounds like a euphemism but made me on a miserable day, so thanks]
Bjúgnakrækir Feb 2016 4:28pm, 17 Feb 2016 2,237 posts	Quote Pin Bjúgnakrækir [stop dissing my muffin top. everyone. me especially. it produced two fat babies.]
Badger Feb 2016 4:42pm, 17 Feb 2016 6,901 posts	Quote Pin Badger Oo er I am not taking the sudden coincidental burst of muffin dissing in there mundane thread personally. [Should be in brackets but is funnier without]
CStar Feb 2016 5:42pm, 17 Feb 2016 5,452 posts	Quote Pin CStar Nothing beats a good muffin.