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ChrisHB Feb 2014 9:44pm, 26 Feb 2014 10,148 posts	0 ChrisHB not me, I don't recognise any of your reported bullshit, nor do I have many egregious examples to share. Surely the staff survey results just need to be recalibrated, like inflation statistics, to get the result they want.
McGoohan Feb 2014 9:46pm, 26 Feb 2014 10,853 posts	0 McGoohan Multiplied by minus 1 in this case I think
ChrisHB Feb 2014 9:51pm, 26 Feb 2014 10,149 posts	0 ChrisHB Multiplying by -1 is very obviously a way of cheating. I expect it's perfectly legitimate to square everything.
Duchess Feb 2014 10:24pm, 26 Feb 2014 4,378 posts	0 Duchess Define neutral responses as positive, define non-responses as neutral and, hey presto, you have a majority favourable outcome.
McGoohan Feb 2014 10:26pm, 26 Feb 2014 10,858 posts	0 McGoohan We didn't get any neutrals I think it was about 90% 'I want to torch the company' and 10% 'I want to watch someone torch the company'
McGoohan Feb 2014 10:27pm, 26 Feb 2014 10,859 posts	0 McGoohan (These 'facts' were reported to me by one of the most disgruntled BTW)
Duchess Feb 2014 10:34pm, 26 Feb 2014 4,379 posts	0 Duchess Statistics like that may quite possibly be unspinnable... We regret to advise that the methodology used by our partner proved to be inappropriate and we will therefore be unable to produce or rely on any outputs. Rest assured that the next survey will be designed to ensure a more positive outcome.
ChrisHB Feb 2014 10:45pm, 26 Feb 2014 10,150 posts	0 ChrisHB very clever!
McGoohan Feb 2014 10:52pm, 26 Feb 2014 10,861 posts	0 McGoohan applauds Duches.... the job is yours if you want it. And indeed, if I had any power to grant it.
bigleggy Feb 2014 11:46am, 27 Feb 2014 5,039 posts	0 bigleggy Dear Colleague, Please be advised that any out of date food that is left in the fridge after 3pm on a Friday will be disposed of. Many thanks for your cooperation

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