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4:30pm, 27 Feb 2014
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macca53
sounds like internal skipping to me.......
Mar 2014
11:05am, 7 Mar 2014
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Diogenes
Subject: Infrastructure Startlet

Morning XXXX,

Once in a while, I come across a candidate that makes me want to run around the office hi-fiving myself and yes it's happened today!!!

Two words to describe XXX... (drum roll please)... "Infrastructure starlet". He is one of the most talented guys I have come across, he has an unrivalled passion for wanting to learn and progression. I've listed a brief snapshot of his skill sets below.

Key Skills: [List removed]

Q: “What does he want next in his career?”

A: XXX ultimately wants a company where he can get really involved and have a real input in the wellbeing of a company's future. This means he comes in at a very reasonable rate too!

Q: “What are his daily rate expectations?”

A: Negotiable!

If you're interested in hearing more about XXX then give me a shout... blink and you might miss him! He is immediately available.
Mar 2014
11:07am, 7 Mar 2014
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McGoohan
He sounds..... AWESOME!
Mar 2014
11:08am, 7 Mar 2014
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McGoohan
*Hi-fives self*

Is repeatedly low-fiving yourself, essentially the same as having a wank?
Mar 2014
11:21am, 7 Mar 2014
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Argie
He's a unmanagable cunt.
Mar 2014
12:41pm, 7 Mar 2014
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GregP
Not sure about the 'unmanageable' bit.
Mar 2014
2:48pm, 7 Mar 2014
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McGoohan
I think spelling 'high-five' - already a phrase I despise - 'hi-five', is what I hate the most.
Mar 2014
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Spleen
I immediately thought of one of those adverts for dogs which includes lines like "lovable character" and "full of personality". Which actually means "yaps constantly, never stops running around, impossible to train, not so much a dog as an RSPCA prosecution waiting to happen".
Mar 2014
4:22pm, 7 Mar 2014
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McGoohan
"What does he want next in his career?"

"Your job"
Mar 2014
11:03pm, 7 Mar 2014
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CStar
OMFG Is there no level of idiocy that recruitment agencies won't sink to? Cockwellington as Fleecy would say.

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