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thread for misanthropes

42 watchers (you wouldn't like them)

Derby Tup Aug 2020 10:49am, 14 Aug 2020 45,123 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I hate people whether they get birds are dinosaurs or not
idle_wilder Aug 2020 1:25pm, 14 Aug 2020 2,318 posts	Quote Pin idle_wilder Bloody hell, that was a rough interview - only for the fact I had to pretend to be a really nice person who fucking loves people for half an hour. They can all fuck off for all I care, but I quite need a job unfortunately.
RichHL Aug 2020 2:43pm, 14 Aug 2020 14,122 posts	Quote Pin RichHL One day, when I am Lord President Of The Universe For Life, misanthropes will get a big enough stipend so that we won't have to bother with arseholes, ever. The snuggly-wuggly, people-hugging wastrels thinking the unthinkable in Thoughtless Tanks call it Universal Basic Income and insist on giving it to everyone. I call it the Fuck You, I Need Not To See You Anymore Allowance and it'll go to anyone who sends back the application form unsigned but annotated with "just give me the fucking money so I don't have to see any of you fuckwits ever again." Or something like that. As if I'm going to read anyone's fucking application form anyway.
ITG 🇮🇸 Aug 2020 2:50pm, 14 Aug 2020 10,102 posts	Quote Pin ITG 🇮🇸 If it's universal basic income, you shouldn't have to apply at all. It'll be paid automatically to all domiciled in my Queendom. You pay it back through your taxes if you are stupid enough to choose to associate with others by working. Self-employed who work from home are exempt. As am I because I am the Queen.
idle_wilder Aug 2020 3:42pm, 14 Aug 2020 2,320 posts	Quote Pin idle_wilder And I got the job, which means I'll need to carry on the facade of being a real people person. All. The. Time. Until they get to know me and realise how much I hate them all.
Derby Tup Aug 2020 3:46pm, 14 Aug 2020 45,129 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Everybody hates their workmates. It’s why they pay you to work
Raemond Aug 2020 4:05pm, 14 Aug 2020 5,988 posts	Quote Pin Raemond Excellent news! (I mean, because you are a person and therefore a bastard, i_w, I celebrate your imminent wage slave status and misery, obviously. I'm certainly not happy because you might be happy)
ITG 🇮🇸 Aug 2020 4:27pm, 14 Aug 2020 10,103 posts	Quote Pin ITG 🇮🇸 oh fuck'it IW [sotto voce... contratulations! hope it works out!]
halfpint Aug 2020 5:55pm, 14 Aug 2020 32,036 posts	Quote Pin halfpint I hope you didn't come on here expecting us to give a shit IW. [really chuffed for you]
idle_wilder Aug 2020 6:00pm, 14 Aug 2020 2,323 posts	Quote Pin idle_wilder Yeah hate you all too - won't miss sitting on here all day hating everyone and everything they say. [thanks guys 😊]