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Jock Itch Jun 2018 7:22am, 19 Jun 2018 12,498 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Polish football fans on a rampage in Moscow. Police say over 300 cars have been washed, waxed and hoovered
Jock Itch Jun 2018 10:13am, 19 Jun 2018 12,499 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My wife says she’s leaving me as she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy. What fucking planet is she on?
TomahawkMike Jun 2018 6:51am, 20 Jun 2018 1,365 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike Doctor: Your brain seems to have erased all memory of 80s music Patient: that’s terrible, what is The Cure? Doctor: oh no it’s worse than I thought
Nellers Jun 2018 1:16pm, 21 Jun 2018 32,756 posts	Quote Pin Nellers This year's "Flicking a ruler on the edge of a desk" championship will be held in the Dordogne.
Shortcut Cam Jun 2018 1:24pm, 21 Jun 2018 949 posts	Quote Pin Shortcut Cam 😂 nellers
colindglen Jun 2018 2:44pm, 21 Jun 2018 361 posts	Quote Pin colindglen ^^Excellent^^
um Jun 2018 2:50pm, 21 Jun 2018 296 posts	Quote Pin um Will it compare to last year's in Pyongyang ?
Eynsham Red Jun 2018 5:54pm, 21 Jun 2018 3,019 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red It couldn’t be held in Pyongyang again as the Dear Leader Kim Jong Un doesn’t approve of other rulers in North Korea.
Jock Itch Jun 2018 10:38am, 22 Jun 2018 12,500 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I asked 100 women "What shampoo do you use whilst showering?" 98% of them asked me to get out of the shower.
chunkywizard Jun 2018 6:00pm, 22 Jun 2018 5,824 posts	Quote Pin chunkywizard so 2 didn't?