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Joke of the day........

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Jun 2018
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mushroom
The man who thought of anagrams died recently.

May he erect a penis...
Jun 2018
8:16am, 14 Jun 2018
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richmac
there is a special place in hull for the predictive text guy
Jun 2018
9:02am, 14 Jun 2018
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GordonG
[true story: further to mushroom's joke, reminds me of when a friend attended a wedding where the father of the bride was Italian. At the end of his speech he raised his glass and apparetnly wished them both "a penis all your life..."]
Jun 2018
4:07pm, 14 Jun 2018
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richmac
^^ I heard a version of this as De gaulles wife at a dinner/reception following the end of the war.
Jun 2018
4:08pm, 14 Jun 2018
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Nicholls595
'allo 'allo?
Jun 2018
4:09pm, 14 Jun 2018
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GordonG
i'm sure it's happened lots of times, but i do know this version is true.
Jun 2018
8:53am, 15 Jun 2018
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Stander
Amazon released their pre-tax profit figure today of £1.7 billion.
So after tax, that's £1.7 billion.
Jun 2018
3:04pm, 15 Jun 2018
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minardi
Had the world's tallest man fly in today for a Guinness Book of Records promotion. With hindsight, we probably should have told him to duck when he got out of the helicopter.
Jun 2018
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Shortcut Cam
What has four wheels, and flies. A bin lorry
Jun 2018
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Brunski
^ like it SC, one I can tell to the kids 👍

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