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lammo Jun 2018 10:13pm, 11 Jun 2018 9,045 posts	Quote Pin lammo Yay for buttscratcher:-)
Derby Tup Jun 2018 11:05pm, 11 Jun 2018 26,034 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup We’re having a ball . . .
Stander Jun 2018 8:14am, 12 Jun 2018 15,673 posts	Quote Pin Stander Back to the knob jokes.
Cerrertonia Jun 2018 11:16am, 12 Jun 2018 8,460 posts	Quote Pin Cerrertonia I've waded through pages of dodgy puns and not a single mention of England players visiting an orphanage in Russia.
Cerrertonia Jun 2018 11:17am, 12 Jun 2018 8,461 posts	Quote Pin Cerrertonia Reporter: "Mr Southgate, how far away are you from a World Class team?" Southgate: "About 3 hotels."
mushroom Jun 2018 1:57pm, 12 Jun 2018 988 posts	Quote Pin mushroom England are 12 to 1 to win the World Cup. Basically, for those of you who don't understand how betting works: if you bet £10, you lose £10.
colindglen Jun 2018 4:34pm, 12 Jun 2018 360 posts	Quote Pin colindglen A man goes into a Barnes and Noble and asks the young female clerk, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title. " She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "That's the one. I'll take a copy."
Jock Itch Jun 2018 8:48pm, 12 Jun 2018 12,495 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Imagine her name if Beyonce was married to Roy Castle!
mr d Jun 2018 11:58pm, 12 Jun 2018 2,987 posts	Quote Pin mr d Go back about 4 years Cerretonia, there are about 5 pages of that joke. My dad always told me "don't be quick to find faults." Lovely guy, terrible Geologist.
Sweaty Frank Jun 2018 11:22am, 13 Jun 2018 2,325 posts	Quote Pin Sweaty Frank And so it begins again...