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Wobbling in a winter wonderland
Too...many...words. Words that say nothing. Your comms team are either inebriated by their own verbosity. Or they gave the pen to someone else.
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3:16pm, 11 Dec 2017
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GregP
Lol at Glenners.
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3:30pm, 11 Dec 2017
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Dvorak
What if reflecting the diversity of your local community in the workforce would result in a high proportion of racists, bigots, misogynists and other such knuckle-draggers? They may prove not to be so agile and fleet of foot.

Croydon: trams
Melton Mowbray: porkpie
Telford: Ironbridge
Chelmsford: nope, sorry

I'd still much prefer Nerja, mind you. I'm not surprised it is far and away the cheapest. Probably get a four-star there off season for the price of the lowest hovel in Croydon.
Dec 2017
3:31pm, 11 Dec 2017
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Fragile Do Not Bend
It’s the local council, that sort of waffle is endemic.
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3:47pm, 11 Dec 2017
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Merry Christmas & Happy New G(rrr)
[Think I'm paying 120 quid for the night of Sat 21 April in Croydon. Prob get a week in Spain for that?!

Wonderful corporate bullsh*t bingo score their - Emotional Intelligence, Agile, Conversational Management style, empowering, enabling, emboldening, embedding, emerging, emigrating from the country, embalming some corpses, emptying the office, embedding an axe in someone's skull... bolt ]
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Merry Christmas & Happy New G(rrr)
[there. Oops!]
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4:18pm, 11 Dec 2017
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Yorkshire Pie
Not a corporate communication, but I work with this guy

thesun.co.uk

Looking forward to the office party already ;)
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11:54am, 12 Dec 2017
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At least he has the appearance to fit his message...
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9:22pm, 12 Dec 2017
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Fragile Do Not Bend
How to make a genuine email look like a phishing email. Sending it out to employees who don’t even use that particular system gets you extra points.

————————————

ORacle Fusion Application - Welcome

Dear xxxx

Congratulations! Your Oracle Fusion Applications account has been successfully created.

Please follow the link below to reset your password.

<link>

For any issues, contact your system administrator.

Thank You,
Oracle Fusion Applications
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9:25pm, 12 Dec 2017
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( For anyone who doesn't realise, "Fusion" in this context is short for "confusion". IMO. )

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