C Block - there's no place like it.
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Dec 2017
3:02pm, 11 Dec 2017
5,833 posts
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Wobbling in a winter wonderland
Too...many...words. Words that say nothing. Your comms team are either inebriated by their own verbosity. Or they gave the pen to someone else.
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Dec 2017
3:16pm, 11 Dec 2017
97,853 posts
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GregP
Lol at Glenners.
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Dec 2017
3:30pm, 11 Dec 2017
14,942 posts
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Dvorak
What if reflecting the diversity of your local community in the workforce would result in a high proportion of racists, bigots, misogynists and other such knuckle-draggers? They may prove not to be so agile and fleet of foot. Croydon: trams Melton Mowbray: ![]() Telford: Ironbridge Chelmsford: nope, sorry I'd still much prefer Nerja, mind you. I'm not surprised it is far and away the cheapest. Probably get a four-star there off season for the price of the lowest hovel in Croydon. |
Dec 2017
3:31pm, 11 Dec 2017
2,568 posts
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Fragile Do Not Bend
It’s the local council, that sort of waffle is endemic.
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Dec 2017
3:47pm, 11 Dec 2017
27,910 posts
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Merry Christmas & Happy New G(rrr)
[Think I'm paying 120 quid for the night of Sat 21 April in Croydon. Prob get a week in Spain for that?! Wonderful corporate bullsh*t bingo score their - Emotional Intelligence, Agile, Conversational Management style, empowering, enabling, emboldening, embedding, emerging, emigrating from the country, embalming some corpses, emptying the office, embedding an axe in someone's skull... ![]() |
Dec 2017
3:47pm, 11 Dec 2017
27,911 posts
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Merry Christmas & Happy New G(rrr)
[there. Oops!]
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Dec 2017
4:18pm, 11 Dec 2017
13,307 posts
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Yorkshire Pie
Not a corporate communication, but I work with this guy thesun.co.uk Looking forward to the office party already ![]() |
Dec 2017
11:54am, 12 Dec 2017
17,355 posts
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flanker
At least he has the appearance to fit his message...
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Dec 2017
9:22pm, 12 Dec 2017
2,576 posts
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Fragile Do Not Bend
How to make a genuine email look like a phishing email. Sending it out to employees who don’t even use that particular system gets you extra points. ———————————— ORacle Fusion Application - Welcome Dear xxxx Congratulations! Your Oracle Fusion Applications account has been successfully created. Please follow the link below to reset your password. <link> For any issues, contact your system administrator. Thank You, Oracle Fusion Applications |
Dec 2017
9:25pm, 12 Dec 2017
15,785 posts
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ChrisHB
( For anyone who doesn't realise, "Fusion" in this context is short for "confusion". IMO. )
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