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Fake parkrun thread

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Apr 2021
1:46pm, 17 Apr 2021
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Lip Gloss
Well done peeps.

30.59 for me. Today wasn’t about a time it was about having company again :-)
azx
Apr 2021
6:29pm, 18 Apr 2021
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12barDavid: how come your fake5k time is slower than your typical training run time for 5k?
Apr 2021
7:11pm, 18 Apr 2021
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GimmeMedals
The best kind of parkrun, LG :)
Apr 2021
7:20pm, 18 Apr 2021
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Lip Gloss
Indeed GM :-)
Apr 2021
8:00pm, 18 Apr 2021
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12barDavid
azx, I wish I knew the answer to your question.

The route I took today wasn’t particularly clever. There were lots of roads to cross & being 🧏‍♂️ deaf, I can’t hear the traffic, so I have to stop at each junction & rotate my head through 360 degrees to see if there’s anything coming.

I was going to run 🏃🏼‍♂️ on the promenade, but as it was a sunny 🌞 day, I knew the seafront would be heaving.
azx
Apr 2021
8:16pm, 18 Apr 2021
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I was only curious.Was looking at this graph: fetcheveryone.com/training-prerace-group.php?rid=5287604&weeks=16 and it shows your average running speed during training as typically quicker than you do your fake parkruns at. Not that you have to do them faster of course!
Apr 2021
9:09pm, 18 Apr 2021
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12barDavid
azx, I’m not taking the you know what, but if I knew how to read that graph, I’d pass comment. I’m being honest.

I just go out of the front door & 🏃🏼‍♂️ run. I very rarely have a route in mind, I just follow my nose & go where the fancy takes me.
Apr 2021
9:11pm, 18 Apr 2021
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Lip Gloss


The start of our non parkrun yesterday and I have no idea how I'm in that position but the beach looks lovely
Apr 2021
9:12pm, 18 Apr 2021
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GimmeMedals
That's a great photo, LG :)
Apr 2021
10:27am, 24 Apr 2021
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TomahawkMike
I ran mine yesterday as I didn't expect to be able to today (i did, however, run today as a bit of my 13 Castles)

Weather was great for both. My Fakey yesterday was a first correct predicted time ever. My times vary from 31 something to 35 generally at the moment (lack of company and fitness I believe). However, I had randomly predicted 31:55 for the run a while back and coincidentally ran that time.

About This Thread

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Following the return of real live parkruns, this thread has naturally lost interest; I'm glad it's been here to help folks during the dark days of lockdown.

I've listed them up until 30 October '21, if you would like me to list more then please fmail me and I'll get right onto it.

Listing for 30 Oct '21 (for ease of reference):
fetcheveryone.com/races/fake-parkrun-6134113

Fake parkrun all-time leaderboard: fetcheveryone.com/race-leaderboard.php?id=4782044
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