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Serendippily Feb 2020 10:18am, 28 Feb 2020 16,248 posts	Quote Pin Serendippily
Dvorak Feb 2020 11:15am, 28 Feb 2020 19,096 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak Mightn't the rAndom capiTalisatiOn be song title clues to the banDs who are playing?
McGoohan Feb 2020 11:58am, 28 Feb 2020 43,606 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Yes It Is. Just hAd aNotheR email fRom Them. ITS HERE! Good morning dreamers... the day is upon us! We have been filled to the brim with excitement for a short while now, but we are over the moon to be sharing news of our first music announcement with you. Including not one but two (!!) of our main stage headliners. Without further ado… Now is the time to lock down your ticket for the Birthday celebration of the summer. We have long sold out of Tier 1 & 2 tickets. But our third tier is available to purchase now. Press the big button below to browse our packages including some fantastic group and family ticket deals. Remember, we don’t stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. JOIN US. CLICK HERE.
Dvorak Feb 2020 12:09pm, 28 Feb 2020 19,099 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak (Fetch had of course mentioned the song title thing, doh. I'm almost as dumb as the idiots who bought all the Tier 1 & 2 tickets without any idea who would be playing.) Did you miss out the bit with the band names or are they guilty of further cretinous misuse of language?
McGoohan Feb 2020 12:14pm, 28 Feb 2020 43,607 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan It's a pic - it won't cutnpaste. I CBAed to type it all out but yes, Travis are playing.
GregP Mar 2020 7:12am, 4 Mar 2020 118,325 posts	Quote Pin GregP Not really meaningless at all, but I thought this was delightful in its specificity and needed sharing somewhere.
McGoohan Mar 2020 7:18am, 4 Mar 2020 43,667 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Works fine in Lidl
GlennR Mar 2020 12:55pm, 4 Mar 2020 47,953 posts	Quote Pin GlennR
Markymarkmark Mar 2020 12:58pm, 4 Mar 2020 10,791 posts	Quote Pin Markymarkmark Bizarre! But impressive micro-segmentation of the customer demographic.
Groundhog Mar 2020 7:51pm, 13 Mar 2020 702 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog From Hoka With innovative new midsole geometries designed to provide extensive ground contact for a smoother, more stable cruise over any terrain, this shoe manages to take something you already know – running – and make it into an entirely new experience. The TenNine is more than a shoe – it’s a new piece of gear that happens to go on your feet. In the TenNine, you’ll feel like you can fly.