Jul 2016
11:17pm, 29 Jul 2016
13,571 posts
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ChrisHB
And it's the world's greatest race. Here in South-East London, the front row of "marathon runners" is allowed to move two squares forward on their first move, but once they've gone, some of the other "runners", specifically those in fancy dress such as rooks and bishops, can go as far as they like in a single move.
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Jul 2016
11:21pm, 29 Jul 2016
7,951 posts
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rf_fozzy
Your first question. Spot the connection between the following:
Black
Plinth
Moist
Rhubarb
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Time's up. No guesses? Ok, let's throw it out to the opposing team.....
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Jul 2016
11:45pm, 29 Jul 2016
7,999 posts
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Maz..........
HOUSE!!!!
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Jul 2016
12:54am, 30 Jul 2016
755 posts
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decorum
... and five points to Trinity College Tiddlywinks (aka the "Trinity Tiddlers") ...
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Jul 2016
11:41am, 30 Jul 2016
13,573 posts
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ChrisHB
[Jeremy Paxman] Welcome to Gardeners' Question Time. And our first starter for 10 is:
What colour are rhodod
buzz
[mystery voice ] BBC, Titchmarsh
pink.
[Paxman] No, the answer's 'green' because the full question was, "What colour are rhododendrons in winter?" That's a five point penalty to the BBC.
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Jul 2016
1:16pm, 30 Jul 2016
14,394 posts
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The Teaboy
Black flag for number 44. Come into the pits please.
(Nice only connect Fozz)
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Jul 2016
1:19pm, 30 Jul 2016
24,480 posts
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.B.
15 second penalty to the dog for drafting the boot as they went past go
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Jul 2016
1:49pm, 30 Jul 2016
11,149 posts
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LindsD
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Jul 2016
4:36pm, 30 Jul 2016
4,557 posts
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marshallini
You've caught your own 1 point Volfsball rebound and attempt a DoppleVolfsball but your kick is intercepted....All change....
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Jul 2016
7:33pm, 30 Jul 2016
13,577 posts
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ChrisHB
Little Snoring-in-the-Marsh 10k race
Competitors pay £200 to pass "GO". Chip timing available if before the start you have chanced to get the appropriate card from Community Chest. Timing errors in your favour can knock 30 seconds off your official time. If it's your birthday, all other runners get a 5 second penalty. Headphones forbidden. Headphone users go to jail, go straight to jail. The Race Director will sell you a "get out of jail free" card for £50.
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