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Jock Itch Feb 2021 10:10pm, 28 Feb 2021 13,429 posts	Quote 8 pins Jock Itch I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids. When I got home, they were still there.
mattglen_ Mar 2021 12:18am, 2 Mar 2021 200 posts	Quote 6 pins mattglen_ I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
Maclennane Mar 2021 10:27am, 2 Mar 2021 27,004 posts	Quote 7 pins Maclennane I met a French bloke who persuaded me to take up drinking, smoking, and drugs bloody Pierre pressure
Jock Itch Mar 2021 8:44pm, 2 Mar 2021 13,433 posts	Quote 4 pins Jock Itch I accidentally played ‘dad’ instead of ‘dead’ when the bear attacked... Now it can ride a bike without stabilizers.
Jason1969 Mar 2021 4:04am, 3 Mar 2021 12,827 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Jock Itch. Please see previous page. Anus or something.
Dvorak Mar 2021 4:37am, 3 Mar 2021 22,068 posts	Quote 2 pins Dvorak Powergen opened an Italian branch. Took them six months to realise that the name was a bit inappropriate.
Badger Mar 2021 8:40am, 3 Mar 2021 13,608 posts	Quote Pin Badger ^took me a minute
Salty Dog Mar 2021 10:02am, 3 Mar 2021 1,553 posts	Quote Pin Salty Dog ^took me a few minutes and a google!
McGoohan Mar 2021 10:03am, 3 Mar 2021 48,780 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan ^Yep, Google before I got that
Tav H Mar 2021 10:04am, 3 Mar 2021 3,788 posts	Quote Pin Tav H LOL. There's also Pen Island and Mole Station Nursery to have a chuckle at.