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Jason1969 Feb 2021 9:23am, 25 Feb 2021 12,823 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I encountered a bear and accidentally played dad instead of dead. So now I'm teaching him to ride a bike.
Mushroom Feb 2021 3:58pm, 25 Feb 2021 1,509 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom What's the difference between a rhetorical question and a joke?
Muttley Feb 2021 5:33pm, 25 Feb 2021 1,041 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Let me tell you how good it is to eat dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
Muttley Feb 2021 9:34pm, 25 Feb 2021 1,042 posts	Quote Pin Muttley A bloke assaulted me today with some toilet roll. I now have a soft tissue injury.
Seratonin Feb 2021 9:37pm, 25 Feb 2021 32,974 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Charmin
Jock Itch Feb 2021 7:31am, 26 Feb 2021 13,417 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Anus
AndyS Feb 2021 9:53am, 26 Feb 2021 206 posts	Quote Pin AndyS Somebody's nicked one of my Mr Men books. I'm absolutely fuming...No more Mr Nice Guy.
mattglen_ Feb 2021 4:30pm, 26 Feb 2021 198 posts	Quote Pin mattglen_ Just had the vaccine, but for some reason the nurse put it in my leg. Pfizer killing me now.
Jock Itch Feb 2021 8:55pm, 26 Feb 2021 13,421 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal. Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
Jock Itch Feb 2021 9:03pm, 26 Feb 2021 13,422 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I told my psychologist I am scared of living in a tall building. He said it's only an Apartment Complex.