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BarefootElf Dec 2020 10:50am, 9 Dec 2020 2,457 posts	Quote Pin BarefootElf Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!
Salty Dog Dec 2020 10:56am, 9 Dec 2020 1,508 posts	Quote Pin Salty Dog What do you call a dog with no tongue? Smelly Balls
JKrampus chameleon Dec 2020 11:43am, 9 Dec 2020 12,972 posts	Quote Pin JKrampus chameleon [My favourite from my youth, since someone already did the two parrots on a perch one, and the brown and sticky one...] The three bears went to an all-night disco. When they returned, Daddy Bear said "Who's been eating my porridge?" Mummy Bear said "Who's been eating my porridge?!" Baby Bear said "Never mind the porridge, who's nicked the TV?"
SjohnA Dec 2020 11:50am, 9 Dec 2020 236 posts	Quote Pin SjohnA Got a book all about Superglue for xmas. Just can't put it down.
HarkyHarkHark Dec 2020 12:12pm, 9 Dec 2020 13,554 posts	Quote Pin HarkyHarkHark I can't believe this has happened to me just before Christmas! I just got home to find all the windows wide open!! They've taken everything. It's all gone! I'm waiting for the police now. The dirty rotten thieving scoundrels. What kind of sick minded person would do that to another person? They are not human. They are low life scum!!!!! It was MY advent calendar and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates.
Weasie Dec 2020 12:28pm, 9 Dec 2020 341 posts	Quote Pin Weasie Why did the Baker get fired from his job? He needed a poo.
All I want for Christmas is Woo Dec 2020 12:29pm, 9 Dec 2020 12,872 posts	Quote Pin All I want for Christmas is Woo What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! (I'll get my coat )
unsliced Dec 2020 12:30pm, 9 Dec 2020 80 posts	Quote Pin unsliced A polar bear walked into a bar. "I'd like a Gin and ... ... ... ... Tonic, please" "Why the big pause?" "Dunno, always had 'em."
DeeGee Dec 2020 12:31pm, 9 Dec 2020 20,221 posts	Quote Pin DeeGee My cat's covered in sports. It's a pussy cat.
crooxi2 Dec 2020 12:31pm, 9 Dec 2020 2 posts	Quote Pin crooxi2 What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper