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The Teaboy Mar 2018 9:25pm, 5 Mar 2018 15,096 posts	Quote Pin The Teaboy If for whatever reason I were single again, I'd totally go on Soulmates. All the profile pics they post on the front page look totally hot - men and women! Hell, I'd even go gay for some of those guys!
The Teaboy Mar 2018 9:26pm, 5 Mar 2018 15,097 posts	Quote Pin The Teaboy Excellent TOTP. I haven't lost it...
halfpint Mar 2018 10:13pm, 5 Mar 2018 25,292 posts	Quote Pin halfpint Superb I thought the profile blurb Hann posted from soulmates was a lot of pretentious twadde if I'm being honest. I'd like something in between POF and soulmates.
Meglet Mar 2018 10:21pm, 5 Mar 2018 19,124 posts	Quote Pin Meglet I’m with HP. Too much twaddle on Soulmates. I found Match was more my level, paying does filter out some of the less serious people but there’s still dross. I’ll repeat my dating site advice. Thick skin, sense of humour and low expectations!
Steady Edina Mar 2018 11:06pm, 5 Mar 2018 17,472 posts	Quote Pin Steady Edina Well what do you expect from Guardian readers? I’ll get my coat
Maz Heeps Mar 2018 11:46am, 6 Mar 2018 9,330 posts	Quote Pin Maz Heeps I hate it when you start a conversation with someone, then you get a massive copy n pasted blurb. They obviously have a prewritten script!
halfpint Mar 2018 12:14pm, 6 Mar 2018 25,296 posts	Quote Pin halfpint I wonder how they cope on a date? Hang just let me play you my pre-recorded response to your question. Oh hang on I wasn't expecting that question, could you ask this one instead.
HowFar? Mar 2018 5:46pm, 6 Mar 2018 13,056 posts	Quote Pin HowFar? That's the same as when you phone up helplines for people like BT and they obviously have a script to read from. It's annoying enough when trying to get internet working. I imagine it's hugely frustrating when you're trying to get a relationship up and running.
Hanneke Mar 2018 7:32pm, 6 Mar 2018 69,882 posts	Quote Pin Hanneke Maz, I had that weed man from Cardiff, who clearly studied, copied and pasted his emails to me, because once I met him, he had nothing to say Lazy Arsed Dick LOL
Hanneke Mar 2018 7:39pm, 6 Mar 2018 69,883 posts	Quote Pin Hanneke Wow, I have just had a quick mooch on Soulmates, my profile is sgtill hidden, and found a 50 year old guy who says his age range for a partner is between 40 and 60! That is the FIRST bloke who doesn't set the age range below his own! I always find this hard... if someone is 50 (3 years younger than me) and says they are looking for someone between 35 and 45, do I still respond for example? I never do, there is no point, as they obviously aren't after an old woman...