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Johnny Blaze Aug 2012 11:47pm, 1 Aug 2012 15,258 posts	Quote Pin Johnny Blaze Let's be honest - any game you only play once a year on the beach is NOT A SPORT! See also: Synchronised swimming Twirly gymnastics
Hanneke Aug 2012 11:48pm, 1 Aug 2012 54,831 posts	Quote Pin Hanneke FFS which bit of: 'I don't want any contact with you' don't you understand? F-off! I am going to have to resort to one of Duchess's remedies I fear
Johnny Blaze Aug 2012 11:49pm, 1 Aug 2012 15,259 posts	Quote Pin Johnny Blaze Unless swingball and beach cricket should also feature. And frisbee throwing.
Princess P.B Aug 2012 11:51pm, 1 Aug 2012 18,078 posts	Quote Pin Princess P.B which han-tearing the clothes off or the head off????
Hanneke Aug 2012 11:56pm, 1 Aug 2012 54,832 posts	Quote Pin Hanneke Head off actually, I am well beyond the tearing clothes of...
Yorkshire Pie Aug 2012 9:50am, 2 Aug 2012 10,238 posts	Quote Pin Yorkshire Pie OK, so I told you it would be about £1500 for reviewing the agreement. Without consulting with me you agreed with the client that it would be £1000 for a review AND amendments? Thanks for that.
Stumpy Aug 2012 11:21am, 2 Aug 2012 14,311 posts	Quote Pin Stumpy jesus. this building is solid. how the fuck are you so heavy footed that you make the entire floor wobble and everything on my desk from the other side of the office.
Blunderwoman Aug 2012 1:02pm, 2 Aug 2012 496 posts	Quote Pin Blunderwoman When I pointed out to you (with sound reasons) that your proposal will cause more problems (or"challenges" as you call them) than it will solve, the correct response is not to play the "I'm a director and I must be right" card whilst getting very red in the face. It is, in fact, to talk to all of the management team together, listening to our various comments and coming to a sensible conclusion together; not talking to us individually so you can work up a divide and conquer strategy for our meeting on Monday. I think you'll find we're all of the same opinion anyway and only your tame monkey will agree with you because that's why she's the only one you trust now isn't it?
plodding hippo Aug 2012 1:11pm, 2 Aug 2012 43,744 posts	Quote Pin plodding hippo I want to cry
CaptainDad Aug 2012 1:12pm, 2 Aug 2012 8 posts	Quote Pin CaptainDad You useless lazy bastard. Your'e taking the mick out of your whole family. Why your mother humours you I have no idea? You're 32 ffs, stop being an ungrateful sod, get off your arse and out her house so the rest of us can get on with our lives. All the constant Big-I-Am bollocks, do something about it!!!