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Things you want to say but can't

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Badger Jul 2012 6:37pm, 31 Jul 2012 3,409 posts	Quote Pin Badger Heavens no, I'm not trying to make you look like a bunch of fools. You're doing that all by yourself. Sociopaths might even be a better word, what with all those threats you're throwing around.
plodding hippo Jul 2012 8:28pm, 31 Jul 2012 43,726 posts	Quote Pin plodding hippo I am perfectly comfortable with my situation, and feel totally fulfilled
lady alton Jul 2012 9:28pm, 31 Jul 2012 726 posts	Quote Pin lady alton At our weekly team meeting referring to yourself as "not just a pair of jugs" is really inappropriate! we work with young people who are trainees and you are their manager! what sort of example do you really think you are setting? and whilst we are at it you are really too big and your dress to short for work! and really I don't want to see the aforementioned "jugs!" at every opportunity!
SusiesueH Jul 2012 9:36pm, 31 Jul 2012 1,712 posts	Quote Pin SusiesueH Oi. You don't want to hold a team meeting in Newcastle because "it's a long, long way to travel"? It's the same distance you drag me every month just in the opposite direction. I haven't invented time travel you ****
Red Squirrel Jul 2012 10:08pm, 31 Jul 2012 2,249 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel I work across 2 depts and it's just me. You are one dept and you have 4 people carrrying out a similar role to mine (2 part-time; 2 full-time). I still have to carry out tasks for you and end up picking up your 'phones because you let them ring too long. Please explain why you're so busy you can't answer your own f**kin' phones. I could tell you about busy.
RichHL Jul 2012 10:09pm, 31 Jul 2012 4,816 posts	Quote Pin RichHL Newcastle is near to everywhere when you're heading away from it. It's a unique feature of its geography...
Northern Phoenix Jul 2012 10:42pm, 31 Jul 2012 1,017 posts	Quote Pin Northern Phoenix I'm not really thinking of saying f*ck it and packing a bag and disappearing for good this time
Princess P.B Jul 2012 11:06pm, 31 Jul 2012 18,058 posts	Quote Pin Princess P.B Ive not logged into the e-mail to see an increased list of what you want me to do-that is actually fine if you WERE GOING TO PAY ME the correct professionally rate....I suspect there may be some clever invoicing on this to get what I am worth!
RichHL Aug 2012 9:32am, 1 Aug 2012 4,821 posts	Quote Pin RichHL I'm ready to get back to work now.
Blunderwoman Aug 2012 9:32am, 1 Aug 2012 494 posts	Quote Pin Blunderwoman I used to do your job and I could have answered the two queries from colleagues that I passed to you this week, but of course I gave up my practising certificate and it's not my job anymore. I really don't know whether to be pleased that I gave such great value for money or pi$$ed off that your job was upgraded last year when you got an assistant and yet you still have to go out to or external solicitors for answers to a basic question. What's that all about?