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Derby Tup 29 Jun 1:43pm, 29 Jun 2025 72,746 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I was relieved when you got to ‘you're 52 years old ffs’
Grast_girl 29 Jun 4:14pm, 29 Jun 2025 3,418 posts	Quote Pin Grast_girl This toaster is not £600! johnlewis.com [Not that I actually like it or would pay that for a toaster even if I was a billionaire.]
HellsBells 29 Jun 4:16pm, 29 Jun 2025 36,450 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells [That is hideous!]
richmac 29 Jun 4:26pm, 29 Jun 2025 34,913 posts	Quote Pin richmac It looks like some plastic plate from the 60's melted round a cheap toaster
Sushi 29 Jun 4:48pm, 29 Jun 2025 36,725 posts	Quote Pin Sushi Work is going quickly today
alpenrose 29 Jun 4:58pm, 29 Jun 2025 66,908 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose Glastonbury is not news, especially the headline first item.
Metro_Nome 29 Jun 5:02pm, 29 Jun 2025 8,273 posts	Quote Pin Metro_Nome I didn’t forget one patch and get sunburnt
Old Mum 29 Jun 6:06pm, 29 Jun 2025 393 posts	Quote Pin Old Mum So, you're an around 15 year old female who thinks its clever to bounce about on a 15ft high wall for the lads in your group, but I'm a 'fat whore' and 'paedo' for advising you that this is unsafe and asking you to please get down because I don't want to do CPR when you fall into my garden [I was thinking more about CPR on the dogs when she landed on them, not the bairn if I'm really honest]. I could have pointed out that you have a face that looks like it's met one too many shovels, but I have to be the grown up. ALL HAIL THE F^^^ING SCHOOL HOLIDAYS
richmac 30 Jun 9:18am, 30 Jun 2025 34,951 posts	Quote Pin richmac There was no delayed train in front
CumbriAndy 30 Jun 12:43pm, 30 Jun 2025 4,000 posts	Quote Pin CumbriAndy If you really want to 'help' - GET OUT OF THE F*#&#+"G WAY And while I'm here It's a door with a lock - if you turn the key 'that' way, it opens - if you turn the key the other way, it's secured. How are you finding that concept so hard to grasp?