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Joke of the day........

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57.5 Degrees of Pain 16 Apr 10:42pm, 16 Apr 2025 28,233 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain I think we can sty with these puns a little longer.
um 17 Apr 8:19am, 17 Apr 2025 9,479 posts	Quote Pin um S'will be a few more I think
um 17 Apr 8:20am, 17 Apr 2025 9,480 posts	Quote Pin um Heard the one about the pig with a wooden leg?
Jock Itch 17 Apr 10:00am, 17 Apr 2025 14,092 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Surprised no ones come up with the classic...... What's green and smells of pork ?
Derby Tup 17 Apr 10:03am, 17 Apr 2025 71,780 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup
Old Croc 17 Apr 10:05am, 17 Apr 2025 35,256 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc we are bacon a meal of this pun
NordRunner 17 Apr 2:10pm, 17 Apr 2025 5,085 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner All these punners are rasher than I.
No.12 17 Apr 5:24pm, 17 Apr 2025 3,653 posts	Quote Pin No.12 I am getting boar'd
NordRunner 17 Apr 9:25pm, 17 Apr 2025 5,086 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner um wrote:Heard the one about the pig with a wooden leg? … ‘snort but a flesh wound … a little oinkment would fix it.
Mountkeen 20 Apr 8:33pm, 20 Apr 2025 681 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Twenty years together and the wife still gets upset if I use her toothbrush. So if anyone knows another way to get dog shit out of running shoes? I’m all ears……

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