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colindglen 11 Apr 3:49pm, 11 Apr 2025 4,715 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I knew that you were going to say that
Muttley 11 Apr 4:35pm, 11 Apr 2025 3,933 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I'm reading A History of Superglue at the moment. I just can't put it down.
Mushroom 14 Apr 8:41am, 14 Apr 2025 3,623 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I was gobsmacked the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought, 'This is going to change everything...'
Mountkeen 14 Apr 7:05pm, 14 Apr 2025 679 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Just seen the Met Office weather forecast for the week ahead. Apparently we’re in for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin and frizzing colde winds. Just a really bad spell of weather.
xt350 🇳🇿 15 Apr 1:18pm, 15 Apr 2025 1,956 posts	Quote Pin xt350 🇳🇿 My friend used to boast about the amount of super glue he could eat Now he keeps his mouth shut!
Jock Itch 16 Apr 2:41pm, 16 Apr 2025 14,091 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it.
Diogenes 16 Apr 2:45pm, 16 Apr 2025 91,487 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Lean back?
Derby Tup 16 Apr 2:49pm, 16 Apr 2025 71,766 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Sow many bacon jokes can we expect? Don’t bore us with too many jokes about the pig; let’s keep things moving
Nellers 16 Apr 2:55pm, 16 Apr 2025 44,994 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Bit of ham-fisted punning there, DT. Sorry to be a boar.
Red Squirrel 16 Apr 2:59pm, 16 Apr 2025 25,427 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Don’t hog the thread!