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Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Feb 2024
7:27pm, 17 Feb 2024
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I once dated a woman who was 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Turkish, 1/4 Danish, and 1/4 Vietnamese. She was great but I had to break up with her.

Too many red flags.
DocM
DocM
Feb 2024
7:25pm, 19 Feb 2024
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A man walks into a pub carrying a lump of tarmac. "One for me" he says, "and one for the road".
Sigh
Sigh
Feb 2024
5:42am, 21 Feb 2024
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I've got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin, but I can't remember if I'm taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday.
3M
3M
Feb 2024
9:06am, 21 Feb 2024
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Careful Sigh, she's probably got a history of dumping dates.
Red Squirrel
Red Squirrel
Feb 2024
9:15am, 21 Feb 2024
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Hope you have a wheelie nice time
Eynsham Red
Eynsham Red
Feb 2024
9:18am, 21 Feb 2024
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Eynsham Red
If you get the date wrong Sigh you might get recycled.
No.12
No.12
Feb 2024
10:10am, 21 Feb 2024
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Bin there, done that.
GordonG
GordonG
Feb 2024
10:17am, 21 Feb 2024
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GordonG
These puns are rubbish
richmac
richmac
Feb 2024
10:19am, 21 Feb 2024
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As long as your kerbside by 7
Surrey Phil
Surrey Phil
Feb 2024
10:37am, 21 Feb 2024
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Surrey Phil
I refuse to be drawn into these puns.

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