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Joke of the day........

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Diogenes
(well, the latter really, I just used it as an excuse to make my remark. Still, you could argue the first one was at the expense of the straight white male, but this is a place for jokes, not arguements :-) )
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And the Christian/Christine one seems to be at the expense of the man....
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No.12
My name is Steve. Leave me alone.
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CogNoscensme AHA
Don't be so sensitive, you bunch of miserable bastards. That one at the expense of bastards.
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I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying: "I am a vet, and drive like an animal."

It's amazing how many gynaecologists there are on the road.
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Stander
Don't be so sensitive, you bunch of miserable bastards.


On the hotest day of the year, all I am seeing is snowflakes.

:)
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fetcheveryone
You're the only beautiful and unique person in here Stander.
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Apart from me
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.
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^ 'Owling with laughter ;)

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