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Joke of the day........

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Feb 2021
7:14pm, 7 Feb 2021
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
That's an impressive knowledge of the thread Dvorak!

I'm pretty sure that my contribution hasn't appeared before... 😉
Feb 2021
7:19pm, 7 Feb 2021
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Cheg
Yeah a lot of in-depth knowledge. Is this like the prison thing where you just have to say the number. Joke number 21.... nah it’s the way you tell them.
Feb 2021
7:21pm, 7 Feb 2021
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The Terminator
57.5 degrees of Pain. I think it did in 1982.
Feb 2021
7:44pm, 7 Feb 2021
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
1983. Not sure Scotland were quite as dominant, and it was a while before this thread!
Feb 2021
7:48pm, 7 Feb 2021
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GregP
I laughed at McDL's zoo joke. Reminds me of The Billericay Zoo Joke.

There's a new zoo in Billericay. It's very small. All they have is one dog.

It's a Shih Tzu.
Feb 2021
8:43pm, 7 Feb 2021
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The Terminator
Thanks for the clarification on both points 57.5 🤣 I thought it was 39 years which is why I went for 1982 🙈
Feb 2021
9:26pm, 7 Feb 2021
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Pothunter
I went round to MC Hammer’s house the other day. It was shit. He wouldn’t let me touch anything.
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8:09pm, 8 Feb 2021
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Muttley
My housekeeper takes absolutely ages to hoover the house. It must be because she's a Slovak.
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run-forest-run
Breaking news........ French variant of coronavirus eradicated after surrendering to the vaccine almost immediately !!
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4:08pm, 9 Feb 2021
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Mushroom
Have you ever had a French baguette enema?

It's a right pain in the arse..

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