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McGoohan Feb 2021 10:22pm, 6 Feb 2021 48,426 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I get the feeling the wife doesn't love me anymore... I had an heart attack the other day and she wrote for an ambulance
McGoohan Feb 2021 10:24pm, 6 Feb 2021 48,427 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I bought my wife a baby kangaroo for her birthday. Turns out it wasn't the cute, long jumper she'd asked for. I'll see if I can buy her Greg Rutherford for Christmas.
McGoohan Feb 2021 10:25pm, 6 Feb 2021 48,428 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Just a tip everyone there is going to be some of the white stuff falling out of the sky this weekend If you get my drift
McGoohan Feb 2021 10:25pm, 6 Feb 2021 48,429 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I went out for dinner with Steven Seagal. It was Ok but he kept nicking my chips.
McGoohan Feb 2021 10:27pm, 6 Feb 2021 48,430 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan My wife thinks I’m a nosey Parker I wish she’d say it to my face instead of writing it in her diary
McGoohan Feb 2021 10:29pm, 6 Feb 2021 48,431 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Did you know that 3 out of 2 people struggle with maths?
57.5 Degrees of Pain Feb 2021 4:55pm, 7 Feb 2021 6,597 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain Urgent public appeal Police in London have launched a major investigation after 15 young and inexperienced men were subject to a terrifying ordeal whilst out for a gentle kick about in the park. One shocked victim said "It started in the 1st minute when they took the ball from us and wouldn't give us it back.". Police said the culprits were all Scottish, dressed in blue and showed no regard to the emotional impact on their victims who were subjected to 80 minutes of physical and mental abuse. The culprits them made off with a historic piece of silver. Witnesses are requested to phone Crime Stoppers anonymously at the earliest opportunity.
Dvorak Feb 2021 6:41pm, 7 Feb 2021 21,958 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak (To rewind a couple of pages, a warm welcome back to McG's Woolworths joke, previously enjoyed in 2018 and 2020 )
McGoohan Feb 2021 6:45pm, 7 Feb 2021 48,442 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan bows
mr d Feb 2021 7:10pm, 7 Feb 2021 4,448 posts	Quote Pin mr d [Was 2014 the first post of the Orphange joke, due it's first odd year outing in the summer]