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Neal Dec 2020 2:45pm, 9 Dec 2020 153 posts	Quote Pin Neal Artist Moose Allain produces some excellently amusing punny stuff: Stolen from worldofmoose.com
compartmental Dec 2020 2:45pm, 9 Dec 2020 79 posts	Quote Pin compartmental What is the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same
mugfordl Dec 2020 3:08pm, 9 Dec 2020 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin mugfordl What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days!
ThunderFeet Dec 2020 3:18pm, 9 Dec 2020 2 posts	Quote Pin ThunderFeet "My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." Stolen from Milton Berle apparently - I can never remember the whole of a joke 🤦‍♀️
Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Dec 2020 3:21pm, 9 Dec 2020 6,858 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear There are two things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish.
Spanners99 Dec 2020 3:36pm, 9 Dec 2020 252 posts	Quote Pin Spanners99 why did the bike have no energy. it was too tired.....
Spanners99 Dec 2020 3:38pm, 9 Dec 2020 253 posts	Quote Pin Spanners99 did you hear about the mathmatician who was afraid of negative numbers..... he would stop at nothing to avoid them.
Spanners99 Dec 2020 3:40pm, 9 Dec 2020 254 posts	Quote Pin Spanners99 question: did you hear the gossip about the butter? answer: no i did not want to spread it
Spanners99 Dec 2020 3:41pm, 9 Dec 2020 255 posts	Quote Pin Spanners99 where are average things manufactured. the satisfactory.
Diogenes Dec 2020 3:44pm, 9 Dec 2020 55,652 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [are you sure your name's not Spammers99 ]