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Diogenes
Diogenes
Aug 2020
8:34am, 18 Aug 2020
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I've had the titles of my favourite songs tattooed on my pimpled leg.

It's my spotty-thigh playlist.
daz1927
daz1927
Aug 2020
12:13pm, 18 Aug 2020
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Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary islands.

Same with the Virgin islands, no canaries there either.
Spanners99
Spanners99
Aug 2020
8:13pm, 18 Aug 2020
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why did the scarecrow win an award.

he was out standing in his field.
daz1927
daz1927
Aug 2020
9:06am, 19 Aug 2020
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Cheers Stander - agreed. đź‘Ť

Sadly these days, we all have to make sure that we don’t upset anybody.
daz1927
daz1927
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9:06am, 19 Aug 2020
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Although Jesus was known as a Carpenter, he never actually played on any of their albums....
Nellers
Nellers
Aug 2020
9:09am, 19 Aug 2020
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No you don't, Daz, but you have to accept that when you do upset someone they're not just going to take it like they used to and they're going to respond. If you don't like that then ask yourself who's really the snowflake?
fetcheveryone
fetcheveryone
Aug 2020
9:50am, 19 Aug 2020
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fetcheveryone
I’ve no issues with upsetting sexist misogynists.
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
Aug 2020
9:55am, 19 Aug 2020
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Isn’t comedy all about knowing your audience?
Stander
Stander
Aug 2020
10:15am, 19 Aug 2020
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If you look back, rarely has Daz responded to the attacks on him or complaints about his contributions to this thread. His recent posts are the exception.

I've rarely taken offence at his work, and even when I have, I'm an adult and I just scroll on by like an adult who knows that this is a joke thread and who knows that I won't agree with or like everything in here.

And who doesn't act like a snowflake and moan when adult humour appears in an adult setting.
Stander
Stander
Aug 2020
10:16am, 19 Aug 2020
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Stander
So can we get back to the knob jokes now please?

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