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mattglen_ Aug 2020 5:42pm, 14 Aug 2020 155 posts	Quote Pin mattglen_ Bought some AAA batteries earlier in the year. Just had another look and they’re now BCD batteries.
mattglen_ Aug 2020 5:44pm, 14 Aug 2020 156 posts	Quote Pin mattglen_ A friend bought his triple A batteries from a private shop, now they’re AAA* batteries
mr d Aug 2020 12:32am, 15 Aug 2020 3,712 posts	Quote Pin mr d ABBA were disgusted to find out they are now DGAF.
Angus Clydesdale Aug 2020 12:41am, 15 Aug 2020 19,287 posts	Quote Pin Angus Clydesdale I’m not even going to mention the Genesis song....
Diogenes Aug 2020 3:17pm, 15 Aug 2020 52,097 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Of all my toys, the Weebles were the most self-righteous.
Seratonin Aug 2020 3:18pm, 15 Aug 2020 30,418 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Martin Fry is proper pissed off as ABC are now going to be known as EFF
Silent Runner Aug 2020 3:25pm, 15 Aug 2020 361 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner Weebles are even worse than Russian dolls - and they really are full of themselves.
Jason1969 Aug 2020 6:56pm, 15 Aug 2020 12,794 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either.
daz1927 Aug 2020 8:07am, 16 Aug 2020 5,848 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 The wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with snooker. To be honest, I think she just needs a break....
daz1927 Aug 2020 8:10am, 16 Aug 2020 5,849 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 As we lay in my bed, panting, she said, "How was it for you?" "Top drawer", I replied. "Really?", she giggled, "was I that good?" "No", I said, "that's where my fags are."...