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Joke of the day........

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richmac Apr 2020 12:43pm, 4 Apr 2020 13,834 posts	Quote Pin richmac Yeah wait until it stopped being cloudy
Markymarkmark Apr 2020 12:48pm, 4 Apr 2020 11,033 posts	Quote Pin Markymarkmark But there ain't no sunshine..... Oh.
Maclennane Apr 2020 1:25pm, 4 Apr 2020 23,853 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane The Police just stopped me for going out twice. I said "don't stand so close to me"
Chrisity Apr 2020 1:31pm, 4 Apr 2020 17,295 posts	Quote Pin Chrisity Was going to ask Paul Chuckle for his autograph, but when i approached he said "Two metres, to you"
richmac Apr 2020 4:30pm, 4 Apr 2020 13,836 posts	Quote Pin richmac For as sale second hand parachute. Used once Never opened
Binks Apr 2020 6:16pm, 4 Apr 2020 7,964 posts	Quote Pin Binks Whoever said one person couldn't change the world has never eaten an undercooked bat.
CStar Apr 2020 8:56pm, 4 Apr 2020 7,672 posts	Quote Pin CStar ooh Binks. Edgy
mushroom Apr 2020 8:19am, 5 Apr 2020 1,077 posts	Quote Pin mushroom And just like that: Having a mask, gloves, plastic sheeting and duct tape in your car boot is perfectly fine...
TomahawkMike Apr 2020 8:31am, 5 Apr 2020 2,757 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike (even edgier)
Binks Apr 2020 8:34am, 5 Apr 2020 7,965 posts	Quote Pin Binks Somewhere now in China there's a bat getting high-fives from every other animal it passes.