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HappyG(rrr) Mar 2020 5:25pm, 20 Mar 2020 34,503 posts	Quote Pin HappyG(rrr) F*ckin rubbish that one. [Good work Fetch! G ]
The Terminator Mar 2020 5:38pm, 20 Mar 2020 8,793 posts	Quote Pin The Terminator The wife promised me no panic buying then I just came home and found Andy Carroll in the kitchen cupboard 🤷
mushroom Mar 2020 8:02pm, 20 Mar 2020 1,075 posts	Quote Pin mushroom As a Jehovah’s Witness, I'm all excited knowing everybody is going to be at home over the next few weeks...
dUNKle Mar 2020 8:04pm, 20 Mar 2020 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin dUNKle Mate of mine works at Timpsons and is sending his kids to school as he says he is a key worker
GordonG Mar 2020 8:41pm, 20 Mar 2020 8,050 posts	Quote Pin GordonG Great start dunkle!
Mountkeen Mar 2020 10:37pm, 20 Mar 2020 405 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen It is 2040 A conversation between father and son: "Dad.......why is my sister's name 'Paris'? "Because she was conceived in Paris." Thanks Dad". "No problem Quarantine".
richmac Mar 2020 10:40am, 21 Mar 2020 13,720 posts	Quote Pin richmac With all this virus stuff about we need all the entertainers we can get, I'm very sorry for Kenny Rogers' family but he's really picked a fine time to leave us. [To soon?]
Eynsham Red Mar 2020 10:43am, 21 Mar 2020 5,453 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red [Yes! You should have waited until after lunch]
richmac Mar 2020 12:18pm, 21 Mar 2020 13,722 posts	Quote Pin richmac Well I am a bit of a Gambler
richmac Mar 2020 2:20pm, 21 Mar 2020 13,724 posts	Quote Pin richmac Mate of mine thought he was a chocolate orange. He was sectioned. Poor Terry.