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CStar Mar 2020 4:44pm, 19 Mar 2020 7,645 posts	Quote Pin CStar BREAKING NEWS !!! Isis suicide bomber kills himself & 78 other family members after deciding to work from home
Silent Runner Mar 2020 6:14pm, 19 Mar 2020 318 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2053, when John awoke with a need to go to the bathroom. To John this wasn't just any ordinary day! This was the day he would open the last package of toilet paper his parents bought in the year 2020.
Sigh Mar 2020 7:31pm, 19 Mar 2020 5,764 posts	Quote Pin Sigh Best to click through to the gallery for this one:
SFL Mar 2020 8:24am, 20 Mar 2020 1,453 posts	Quote Pin SFL Zoe ball just did a shout out on radio 2 to a couple celebrating their thirty second wedding anniversary. I'm struggling to see how it would be possible to get through the ceremony that quickly.
Nicholls595 Mar 2020 10:07am, 20 Mar 2020 19,735 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595
richmac Mar 2020 10:49am, 20 Mar 2020 13,713 posts	Quote Pin richmac ^they went for a new pair of strides but with all the shortages they could only get baggy trousers.
Diogenes Mar 2020 10:50am, 20 Mar 2020 46,401 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes "Unexpected item in the baggy trouser area"
Nellers Mar 2020 10:57am, 20 Mar 2020 35,919 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Are Placebo just a Cure cover band?
fetcheveryone Mar 2020 4:55pm, 20 Mar 2020 23,540 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone [The like button has been replaced by a pin, and it's available on all the threads too, not just this one. The idea is that you can use the new 'Your Pins' link to look back at whatever was pertinent to you from a particular thread. I've also added a 'Most Pinned' link too, which is particularly good for this thread. And what's made me grin like a loon is that my response to the request to reinstate the +1 button is this thread's most pinned post But aside from that, it means you lot now get your top 50 jokes of all time - and there are some good ones!]
Diogenes Mar 2020 5:14pm, 20 Mar 2020 46,425 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes This works very well. Stander's one about Tourette's just made me laugh a lot again.