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Britains Biscuit Shortage

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Jono. Mar 2016 12:15pm, 6 Mar 2016 3,865 posts	Quote Pin Jono. Molly J asked for some custard creams, we normally have a treat on a Friday night (living at the edge, whooping it up) Mrs J came back from work and said that there was a biscuit shortage due to the floods in Cumbria. NOT ONE COBRA MEETING HAS BEEN HELD AND EVERYONE IS PONCING ABOUT TALKING ABOUT EUROPE!!! express.co.uk
GlennR Mar 2016 12:24pm, 6 Mar 2016 17,796 posts	Quote Pin GlennR I forecast a lack-of-obesity epidemic.
XB Mar 2016 12:34pm, 6 Mar 2016 3,296 posts	Quote Pin XB There'll be an influx of Bourbons and Garibaldis
Jono. Mar 2016 12:40pm, 6 Mar 2016 3,866 posts	Quote Pin Jono. apparently its worse than that XB, so far on the watch list we have custard creams, bourbons & ginger nuts
swittle Mar 2016 12:52pm, 6 Mar 2016 37,393 posts	Quote Pin swittle Tea will become free of biscuit-related jetsam.
Surrey Phil Mar 2016 12:57pm, 6 Mar 2016 1,300 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil What's wrong with home baking?
GimmeMedals Mar 2016 12:59pm, 6 Mar 2016 14,433 posts	Quote Pin GimmeMedals We rarely buy biscuits, but last week Mr GM fancied some bourbons but the shop had none. We thought it a bit odd.
Jono. Mar 2016 1:40pm, 6 Mar 2016 3,867 posts	Quote Pin Jono. Surrey Phil - homebake custard creams? Surely economically flawed
OhMyFleecingGod Mar 2016 1:51pm, 6 Mar 2016 26,884 posts	Quote Pin OhMyFleecingGod Home made biscuits are much nicer but you can see quite how much butter and sugar have gone into them, which is enough to put one off biscuits forever...
Surrey Phil Mar 2016 1:53pm, 6 Mar 2016 1,301 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil Make it what you will. A biscuit can be whatever you find down the aisle in any supermarket. Jaffa Cakes may or may not be biscuits of course.