Sorry to bring this subject up but....

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JohnJ Feb 2012 9:01pm, 1 Feb 2012 13,595 posts	0 JohnJ You can't just read CL we need some shit stories. That is stories about shit as opposed to really rubbish stories.
PQ Feb 2012 9:15pm, 1 Feb 2012 4,746 posts	0 PQ For those who don't quite know what this thread is about : "I shat at a 5k race recently. Was in the last 400m though and with a sub 20 PB in the offing no way was I going to stop, the fact that I was wearing dark shorts and some underwear that held the extra load saved the day. I'm still bitter at the lost time due to 'clenched buttock' running before the damn broke so to speak, although I did get my PB and sub 20. I reckon anyone with children in nappies viewing that last 400m would have checked them out after I breezed past.... It was horrible, though"
JohnJ Feb 2012 9:19pm, 1 Feb 2012 13,600 posts	0 JohnJ love the attitude. i think i would have bottled it. Hmmmmm that sounds gross, I wouldn't have bottled the poo just the race.
PQ Feb 2012 9:04pm, 2 Feb 2012 4,747 posts	0 PQ She's not in running kit but in the absence of any other stories... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9x3R5oZvxA
Baronessbl Feb 2012 9:06pm, 2 Feb 2012 2,711 posts	0 Baronessbl Ewwwwwwwww no way am I going to watch that vid PQ
Argie Feb 2012 9:06pm, 2 Feb 2012 8,727 posts	0 Argie Lets been honest, we have all done that before.
ogee Feb 2012 9:22pm, 2 Feb 2012 17,983 posts	0 ogee When I was running at Sparta, I was about 40miles into the race, really really hot over 30c, when the woman about 100yds in front nipped to the side of the road, I lthought," what's she doing?" Just as she squatted & took a shit right in front of me. Now i'm pretty squeamish at the best of times & that just made me gag really badly. I held it together for about 2 mins before I threw & boy did I throw up!! I was still running as I was hurling & Just as I was wiping the vomit from my beard the fecking TV crew filming the race went past me with the camera pointing & the woman commentator shouting out "Hey Allan, we love you".. Not my best moment....
JohnJ Feb 2012 11:34pm, 2 Feb 2012 13,615 posts	0 JohnJ Welcome to the thread Ogee and a pretty decent first post.
Dvorak Aug 2016 11:22pm, 3 Aug 2016 12,007 posts	0 Dvorak This popped up (or pooped oop?) in the side bar - how are everyone's in motion motions doing these days?
Sombrero Aug 2016 11:30pm, 3 Aug 2016 10,317 posts	0 Sombrero I had a poo on tonight's 3 miler. To be fair, I'd been out for a massive meal earlier, plus a pint of lager and a pudding. The poo was behind some bushes. Not just in my undercrackers.