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Maclennane Dec 2020 11:28am, 2 Dec 2020 26,244 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane I'll stove your heads in!
Binks Dec 2020 11:32am, 2 Dec 2020 8,043 posts	Quote Pin Binks [Removed by Extractor Fan]
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 11:32am, 2 Dec 2020 22,868 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 I was going to introduce my friend to this thread, but don't think these gags would be much of an induction
MarktheMeraldAngelsRun Dec 2020 11:32am, 2 Dec 2020 13,477 posts	Quote Pin MarktheMeraldAngelsRun Nah, don't do that. We're jus' gassin'....
richmachristmas Dec 2020 11:55am, 2 Dec 2020 14,648 posts	Quote Pin richmachristmas What will the theme for the cooker related show be ? "Eye level"?
swittle Dec 2020 12:12pm, 2 Dec 2020 70,378 posts	Quote Pin swittle What are the Laws on excessive oven jokage?
K5 Gus Dec 2020 12:21pm, 2 Dec 2020 4,200 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty stewardess. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : 'To Fly. To Serve'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries a third time, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the f*ck do you want?' 'Ah ha!' he says, "Ryanair".
colindglen Dec 2020 12:40pm, 2 Dec 2020 1,140 posts	Quote Pin colindglen They'll be finished by Fry day
57.5 Days of Xmas Dec 2020 1:38pm, 2 Dec 2020 6,315 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Days of Xmas I come on here for some humourous lunchtime relief and get confronted by a bunch of half baked puns...
Not mushroom at the Inn Dec 2020 1:48pm, 2 Dec 2020 1,361 posts	Quote Pin Not mushroom at the Inn Scoring wise - they wouldn't go above Gas Mark 4...