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Binks Apr 2020 6:11pm, 28 Apr 2020 7,995 posts	Quote Pin Binks have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
Binks Apr 2020 6:31pm, 28 Apr 2020 7,996 posts	Quote Pin Binks While we are doing the time warp.....
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 6:34pm, 28 Apr 2020 5,716 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red ...... it’s just a jump to the left ......
Derby Tup Apr 2020 6:36pm, 28 Apr 2020 40,711 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup . . . you put your left leg in . . .
daz1927 Apr 2020 6:37pm, 28 Apr 2020 5,740 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Women call me ugly, until they find out how much I'm worth. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Cyclops Apr 2020 6:39pm, 28 Apr 2020 4,039 posts	Quote Pin Cyclops ...left foot, let's stomp...
daz1927 Apr 2020 6:39pm, 28 Apr 2020 5,741 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Sturgeon "Scots should wear face masks in public" ...Every cloud.
Jock Itch Apr 2020 6:50pm, 28 Apr 2020 13,214 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says, "G". The teacher says, "Why is that, Angus?"
Bazoaxe Apr 2020 6:57pm, 28 Apr 2020 16,325 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe Daz, thats a red card.....never been so offended in my life
GordonG Apr 2020 7:18pm, 28 Apr 2020 8,115 posts	Quote Pin GordonG At least he's trying to stick to the point of the thread