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Derby Tup Apr 2020 10:33am, 26 Apr 2020 40,580 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Apr 2020 10:34am, 26 Apr 2020 32,647 posts	Quote Pin ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ This is the tenth line on this page (pay attention, DT!), so ... Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Apr 2020 10:34am, 26 Apr 2020 32,648 posts	Quote Pin ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Bugger, much too slow!
Derby Tup Apr 2020 10:38am, 26 Apr 2020 40,581 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I estimate I’ve been TOTP four times now with the Virgin pilot gag but it’s only an estimate mate. Who knows what else we might find . . .
Diogenes Apr 2020 10:39am, 26 Apr 2020 47,907 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes You’re in this for the long haul,aren’t you DT?
Derby Tup Apr 2020 10:41am, 26 Apr 2020 40,583 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Not just a passenger me . . .
RichHL Apr 2020 10:52am, 26 Apr 2020 13,699 posts	Quote Pin RichHL I was worried about coming back to the thread when there were so many DIY jokes but chisel have to do for now.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 11:04am, 26 Apr 2020 40,584 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup The DIY theme definitely has a vice like grip on this thread. A bit of a spanner in the works really
colindglen Apr 2020 11:06am, 26 Apr 2020 469 posts	Quote Pin colindglen You must all be nuts
colindglen Apr 2020 11:08am, 26 Apr 2020 470 posts	Quote Pin colindglen Time to make a bolt for the door