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Joke of the day........

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Molesy
Molesy
Sep 2019
8:40pm, 29 Sep 2019
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Whose jike got pulled then?
Markymarkmark
Markymarkmark
Sep 2019
10:01pm, 29 Sep 2019
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Markymarkmark
Why are Toblerones triangular?

So they fit in the box.
Muttley
Muttley
Sep 2019
12:25pm, 30 Sep 2019
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That old gag about WRACs reminds me of a similar one from the Navy. What's the difference between a Dominos pizza and an escape hatch? Wrens have no problem getting through the pizza.
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Sep 2019
7:45pm, 30 Sep 2019
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I don't really like jokes that use sexual innuendos...

But I do like to slip one in occasionally!
daz1927
daz1927
Sep 2019
9:02pm, 30 Sep 2019
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Does anyone know how to cancel an Ebay bid?...I put £3 on a cowboy outfit and now I'm six minutes away from owning the Labour party.
daz1927
daz1927
Sep 2019
9:09pm, 30 Sep 2019
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My missus asked me for a joke about sexual innuendo?

So I gave a one!
daz1927
daz1927
Sep 2019
9:10pm, 30 Sep 2019
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Her one!
Bazoaxe
Bazoaxe
Sep 2019
9:11pm, 30 Sep 2019
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kinda spoils the joke when you get it a wee bit wrong daz ;-)
daz1927
daz1927
Sep 2019
9:12pm, 30 Sep 2019
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daz1927
Indeed

Should’ve gone to spec savers
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
Sep 2019
9:16pm, 30 Sep 2019
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So it’s true what they say about it ruining your eyesight? ;-)

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