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TriSport Fetch: Hotel Bastardos

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Jan 2009
11:14am, 15 Jan 2009
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GregP
Due to problems with the deterioration of the neighbourhood, the Hotel Bastardos has relocated.
Jan 2009
11:17am, 15 Jan 2009
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Slowboy
*kicks open doors, drags in bags of smelly kit and random bicycle components*

*swears at the receptionist and goes looking for the most uncomfortable room*

Ah, it's good to be back.
Jan 2009
11:18am, 15 Jan 2009
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GregP
*acknowledges Slowboy with curt nod, farts, scratches bollocks, goes out training*
Jan 2009
11:21am, 15 Jan 2009
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jangles
*pokes head in and sniffs*
Jan 2009
11:22am, 15 Jan 2009
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simbil
*checks in The Fuck and heads for the outdoor pool*
Jan 2009
11:23am, 15 Jan 2009
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B.B.
I've done my 20 mile run this morning - off for a 50000000000 mile bike ride, then a 4 hour gym sesh then swim the channel. OK?
Jan 2009
11:24am, 15 Jan 2009
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AJPAR
YAG
Jan 2009
11:27am, 15 Jan 2009
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Slowboy
BB - poof.

Swim the fecking atlantic you ghayer.
Jan 2009
11:29am, 15 Jan 2009
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Southwales22
*comes in waving white flag made of tracing paper bog roll*
Jan 2009
11:33am, 15 Jan 2009
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Slowboy
*hugs SW22 in welcome*

*remembers this is the Htel Bastardos and nuts her instead*

Great to have you here :)

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Swim, bike, run, FETCH: The NEW Hotel Bastardos.

This thread is a temporary refuge when the original Hotel Bastardos gets an occasional makeover and the chintz comes out.

The hotel is currently CLOSED.

Last closed 22/11/18 due to a request from housekeeping.
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