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57.5 Degrees of Pain 25 Mar 7:36am, 25 Mar 2025 27,788 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain I hear that there's a new SS model coming. But it won't make it to the UK.
Jock Itch 25 Mar 10:26am, 25 Mar 2025 14,089 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Interviewer: why should we hire you as a waiter? Me: For starters, I bring a lot to the table.
Diogenes 25 Mar 11:18am, 25 Mar 2025 91,215 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Why are there no chickens working as waitresses? Because they can't lay tables.
Red Squirrel 25 Mar 12:01pm, 25 Mar 2025 25,354 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Did you hear the one about the hen who thought she was a waitress? She went to lay an egg and ended up laying the table. (That’s my version from schooldays)
Mushroom 25 Mar 3:51pm, 25 Mar 2025 3,603 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Had a chat with a dolphin last night. It was great, we just clicked.
LanaD 25 Mar 3:56pm, 25 Mar 2025 72 posts	Quote Pin LanaD what type of cars do sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini!
Muttley 25 Mar 4:10pm, 25 Mar 2025 3,895 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I was at the local leisure centre when I saw a bloke in vest and shorts carrying a long bendy stick. "Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked. "No," he replied. "I'm German. How did you know my name?"
Gogsy! 25 Mar 8:05pm, 25 Mar 2025 633 posts	Quote Pin Gogsy! With all the government benefit cutbacks, a friend of mine - who happens to be a dwarf - said he has problems putting food on the table.
Jock Itch 25 Mar 9:17pm, 25 Mar 2025 14,090 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Poo jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke. But they are a solid #2.
Mountkeen 26 Mar 11:59am, 26 Mar 2025 671 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Finally got to see my GP yesterday and showed her the rash on my bum. But she just ignored me and kept pushing her trolley along the isle at Waitrose