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Diogenes Dec 2020 8:57pm, 20 Dec 2020 55,938 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes The job centre asked me if I was up to managing the Italian restaurant in the High Street. “I don’t know” I said, “it’s a big Ask.”
Diogenes Dec 2020 11:25am, 21 Dec 2020 55,951 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes On a related note, Phil Collins and Philip Bailey refused to go to Ask with me. Apparently, they are both Zizzi lovers.
K5 Gus Dec 2020 12:49pm, 21 Dec 2020 4,258 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus Read from top left
Jason1969 Dec 2020 10:39pm, 21 Dec 2020 12,805 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom… bloody cheapskates.
Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2020 11:19pm, 21 Dec 2020 7,543 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Glass Bauble Bowie: why so sad Bing? Bing: My inflatable butt has gone flat. B: You need my rubber bum pump? Bing: Rubber bum pump? B: Rubber bum pump.
Jason1969 Dec 2020 5:43am, 22 Dec 2020 12,806 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub and 35 minutes to walk home. The difference is staggering.
Not mushroom at the Inn Dec 2020 9:10am, 22 Dec 2020 1,395 posts	Quote Pin Not mushroom at the Inn I called my wife on the way home from work last night. "Do you want me to pick up fish and chips on the way home?" I still think she regrets letting me name the twins...
Not mushroom at the Inn Dec 2020 9:16am, 22 Dec 2020 1,396 posts	Quote Pin Not mushroom at the Inn I've just released a single called 'Duvet Know it's Christmas'. It's a cover..
mr d Dec 2020 1:44pm, 22 Dec 2020 4,066 posts	Quote Pin mr d Getting a barge poke for Christmas. I want to push the boat out.
DeeGee Dec 2020 1:57pm, 22 Dec 2020 20,318 posts	Quote Pin DeeGee We'd not be having lettuce shortages in the UK, if only we'd voted romaine.