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Joke of the day........

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McGoohan Aug 2020 3:08pm, 28 Aug 2020 46,691 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I said to my son, "When you grow up, I really want you to buy a plot of land and build a shopping centre and a cinema on it." My wife said, "Will you please stop that, you'll get him developing a complex!"
McGoohan Aug 2020 3:09pm, 28 Aug 2020 46,692 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan "Up next are local band 'Subtraction'. Take it away boys!"
McGoohan Aug 2020 3:12pm, 28 Aug 2020 46,693 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?" I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream." She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?" I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream while having a w***?"
Bazoaxe Aug 2020 7:46pm, 28 Aug 2020 17,382 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe Daz McGoohan
Derby Tup Aug 2020 7:49pm, 28 Aug 2020 45,716 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup McG1927
Jock Itch Aug 2020 9:52pm, 28 Aug 2020 13,298 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Bless his little stars instead of saying wank. Oh blimey..or was it something else?
McGoohan Aug 2020 10:16pm, 28 Aug 2020 46,706 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan wash? See, completely innocent
Jock Itch Aug 2020 7:06am, 29 Aug 2020 13,299 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I don't get the joke then
AndyS Aug 2020 7:42am, 29 Aug 2020 116 posts	Quote Pin AndyS It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like..
57.5 Degrees of Pain Aug 2020 9:20am, 29 Aug 2020 6,143 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain What's the area between the front and the rear entrance in Nandos called? The peri-perineum...