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Nellers
There's actually 2 types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
[I think we last went down this particularly numerate rabbit hole in January or so.]
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Nellers
Time isn't linear. It's a cycle.
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colindglen
Is that data complete Nellers?
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XB 🌈
All the road signs in West Yorkshire have been stolen.

The police are looking for Leeds.
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mushroom
All the toilets in Leeds have been mysteriously stolen.

Police say they have nothing to go on..
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daz1927
Liverpool have won the Premier League and the Govt are paying people not to work.

Somewhere out there is a Scouser with a lamp who's wondering what to do with his final wish.
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daz1927
My neighbour with the big tits has been walking about topless in the garden all day.

Just wish his wife would do the same.
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daz1927
Most people are wankers.

Don't believe me?

Next time you see a group of people yell "Oi WANKER” and watch them all turn around.
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
I was chatting to a guy on the Internet who's convinced that human life originated in Zagreb. He's a Croatianist.

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