for an ad-free Fetcheveryone experience!

Joke of the day........

3 lurkers | 507 watchers

Jock Itch May 2020 9:32pm, 26 May 2020 13,232 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I sometimes wonder how many Egyptians you could fit in a pyramid... It's probably a pharaoh mount!
Jason1969 May 2020 9:37pm, 26 May 2020 12,789 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I said to my doctor "Every time I masturbate I shout out come on Man Utd!" He said "Don't worry, a lot of wankers do that.!"
Diogenes May 2020 9:48pm, 26 May 2020 49,093 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [That’s it, Jason wins the thread]
Seratonin May 2020 9:58pm, 26 May 2020 29,542 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Yep I second that. Reminds me of the one where the guy was found dead in his bedroom with stockings, suspenders, stiletto heels, a gimp mask and a Man Utd top. Police say that they were not going to mention the top to the family to avoid any undue distress over the circumstances.
M1nty May 2020 10:34am, 27 May 2020 621 posts	Quote Pin M1nty [for the other oldies, visions there of David Mellor - ugliest man on the planet - in his Chelsea top cavorting with Antonia De Sancha, ugh]
AndyS May 2020 2:41pm, 27 May 2020 20 posts	Quote Pin AndyS (This may be a bit niche, but here goes...) Do you know any sodium jokes? Na.
K5 Gus May 2020 2:44pm, 27 May 2020 3,548 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus I’d could tell you a sodium and hydrogen joke, but NaH
Nellers May 2020 2:47pm, 27 May 2020 36,375 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I could have joined in and things would have got salty, then I thought Na Bro.
Diogenes May 2020 2:50pm, 27 May 2020 49,119 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Some follow, others Pb
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 3:05pm, 27 May 2020 5,787 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain There have been so few elements of humour on this page that it's starting to compound my annoyance.