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Derby Tup Mar 2020 2:36pm, 10 Mar 2020 38,579 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Outstanding
Diogenes Mar 2020 2:45pm, 10 Mar 2020 45,981 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes As was the walk to Tesco to see if they had any...
Jock Itch Mar 2020 6:31pm, 10 Mar 2020 13,174 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Went out and bought a map of the world. Put it on the wall. Told my wife "take this dart and throw it at the map. Wherever it sticks...that's where I'm taking you " Turns out we're having 3 weeks behind the fridge.
The Terminator Mar 2020 9:52pm, 10 Mar 2020 8,790 posts	Quote Pin The Terminator Have self isolated after singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs all day. I'm worried I have crooner virus.
richmac Mar 2020 8:13am, 11 Mar 2020 13,658 posts	Quote Pin richmac My eyes hurt after looking at the hazy ring around the sun for to long..... [Insert punchline]
Diogenes Mar 2020 8:19am, 11 Mar 2020 45,998 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I’ve caught something from handling Danish currency
Weean Mar 2020 8:25am, 11 Mar 2020 1,433 posts	Quote Pin Weean My Mexican beer hangover's worse than usual...
GordonG Mar 2020 8:38am, 11 Mar 2020 8,025 posts	Quote Pin GordonG I own 50% of a business. Me and the guy who owns the other 50% of the business both have flu-like symptoms...
Nicholls595 Mar 2020 8:41am, 11 Mar 2020 19,471 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 I have a dairy farm....
um Mar 2020 8:46am, 11 Mar 2020 1,848 posts	Quote Pin um The person due to hold the inquest is off sick ...